Anonymous asked:
You gay?

burgertv:

I thought I was in love with a man once, but it turns out it was just a big pile of Chipotle burritos. So no, I am not gay.

noisysockmonkey:

I just got a massive nosebleed as I was talking to my manager and he totally pretended like nothing was happening. 

He just saw me in the hallway and was like, “How’s your nose bleed doing?” so I guess we’re still cool.

I just got a massive nosebleed as I was talking to my manager and he totally pretended like nothing was happening. 

So basically just masturbate all day.

(via butimjustasoul)

My bra is fitting really awkwardly today and it’s incredibly hard to keep myself from adjusting.